Big Brother legend shares how she broke the rules without getting caught

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Big Brother legend shares how she broke the rules without getting caught
Big Brother legend shares how she broke the rules without getting caught

Last night saw the eviction of Boohoo Man, and Manchester’s finest, the gorgeous, Zak.

Zak was a great housemate, if you ask me, because he’s a Cheeky Chappy who spiced things up and stirred the pot a bit, which is always good TV. I just loved how much he respects and adores his mother, so endearing. On the flip side, I am glad that Henry didn’t go, because I really enjoy his sense of humour and conversations with Jordan and Trish.

It’s been a drama filled week in the Big Brother house, hard to believe its only 2 weeks in! Hallie and Olivia were sent to jail in the rain for writing on each other’s back as a way of talking secretly to each other, which caused a lot of paranoia from the other housemates.

OK, confession time. I remember Imogen Thomas and I doing exactly the same thing in our series. Were we gossiping about the other housemates? Secretly discussing nominations? Being tactical? NOPE. We were spelling out the name of our famous ex-boyfriends to each other. Haha, don’t judge us, it gets boring in the house you know!

Big Brother legend shares how she broke the rules without getting caught qhiddditxikqinv'We were obviously more skilled at it than Hallie and Olivia' (ITV)

Anyway, we were obviously more skilled at it than Hallie and Olivia because we didn’t get caught! I don’t hate them for what they did, but they need to be careful and they also need to stay away from Kerry. They are fast becoming The Mean Girls on Twitter, for which I blame Kerry.

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Kerry still continues to grate on me, a bit like nails scratching on a chalk board. I also think her negative energy is rubbing off on young Hallie, which isn’t cool. Honestly, this week has been like a tennis match of the tantrums between the pair of them, and not one tantrum has been cute or entertaining to watch. They just come across as spoilt and entitled. That being said, Hallie is only 18 and so can be excused, somewhat. Kerry, on the other hand, is old enough to know better.

OMG!!!! Can we just talk about the love triangle forming that is Jordan, Henry and Matty! It’s a tragedy waiting to happen. Hearts will be broken. Jordan clearly has feelings developing for Matty. Matty isn’t reciprocating at all and Henry is totes in love with Jordan, who totes doesn’t care! It’s like watching an episode of Mr Bean with Downton Abbey voices. Posh and awkward but hilarious. So long as it doesn’t end in tears, I can’t wait to watch this one play out!

Here's my weekly ‘Ash’s Power Ranking’:

Chanelle - She’s really coming out of her shell and is actually quite a funny girl. That’s when I can understand what she’s saying though, which is only about 50% of the time.

Dylan - Extremely boring and bland. It’s always the bland ones who sail through to the final, annoyingly.

Hallie - I don’t like it when she has a tantrum or talks to Big Brother through the cameras, but I need to remember she’s only 18. Her journey is also very raw and honest, and I can see that helping others in her situation. I hope she stays away from Kerry this week though; I really do.

Big Brother legend shares how she broke the rules without getting caughtAisleyne wants Kerry out of the Big Brother house ASAP (WENN)

Henry - I like him, he’s funny. I live for his chats with Jordan, Trish and Yinrun.

Jenkin - I’m still undecided. I thought we would see so much more from him, once he got his case back, but so far, he still seems miserable and a bit bitchy, to be honest.

Jordan - I LOVE HIM. I love his humour; his pessimistic monotone banter is everything to me! And now he’s smitten with Matty it’s gonna be like watching a romantic tragedy.

Kerry - ANNOYING. RUDE. DOUBLE STANDARDS. MANIPULATIVE. GET HER OUT!

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Matty - I didn’t initially think he had loads to offer in the way of entertainment, if I’m honest, but now Jordan is in love with him, he’s going to become one of the main characters!

Noky - She has really grown on me. She’s kind, thoughtful and so good at articulating her feelings. I really like her.

Olivia - As much as I didn’t like her in the first week, I sort of, kind of, sometimes like her. Hmm, maybe ‘like’ is too strong a word. I like the way she talks up for herself and is very confident. It makes for a good housemate to watch, although her screeching is bloody annoying. I’m sure she’s given me tinnitus.

Paul - Who’s he? Had to Google. Still don’t know.

Tom - Had to Google him too. He’s had more airtime this week and seems sweet enough.

Trish - She’s cool. I love how much her friendship helps Yinrun, it’s so genuine. Everyone needs a friend like Trish. She’s real, honest and raw.

Yinrun - So far Yinrun is my fave to win. She is like a ray of sunshine every time she is on screen. She’s gentle yet strong, she is absolutely hilarious without even intending to be. The world needs more Yinruns.

I think Kerry will be up for eviction next week because the housemates are starting to see through her fakeness and they heard the audience shouting “Get Kerry out” during the live eviction. That always sets the paranoia off in the house. Housemates will think she must be up to no good and nominate her. I bet she has a melt down after hearing the chants. I can’t blame her if she does because I did when it happened to me. It is terrifying. Hopefully it will make her fix up her behaviour a bit.

Roll on next week, let’s see what happens!

Aisleyne Horgan Wallace

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