All news by author: Stian Alexander

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Moustache growing contest at toughest prison stuns guards with violence change
Inspectors at one of Britain's most notorious prisons have reported a drop in the number of assaults after inmates were encouraging to take part in a facial hair challenge for the charity Movember
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Rise in cases of muggings of watches after Aled Jones' harrowing ordeal
Following the high-profile robberies of Alex Jones and Amir Khan, both of whom had watches stolen, Sunday Mirror has looked at the rise in mugging cases where timepieces have been taken
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Simple Minds star Jim Kerr admits he can't tell difference between basic chords
Despite being in the business for more than forty years and having hits like 'Don't You (Forget About Me)' to his name, Simple Minds' vocalist Jim Kerr admits he doesn't know basic musical chords
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Terrified Ian McKellen, 84, flees plastic surgeon after wrinkle conversation
Sir Ian McKellen said he went to see a plastic surgeon but was horrified when he was told what would happen during a facelift - so he decided to embrace his natural look
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Man quit sales job to rake in cash building flat pack furniture for DIY dunces
Dunelm is among firms letting people book an Airtasker assembler as they order beds and cabinets so shoppers can avoid complicated instructions
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Britain's favourite pastry snack has been revealed - and it isn't sausage rolls
A study of eating habits found that men from Newcastle – the home of bakery chain Greggs – rate quiche most highly on the snack scale but those from Bradford are not fans
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Yorkshire diners eat the spiciest curries in UK - but some of them hallucinate
The three-chillis rating equals 50,000 Scoville Heat Units, while the UK’s hottest curry is the phaal – rated at up to a million SHU. Some diners brave enough to try it reported hallucinating
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Inmates 'heartbroken' after old-age walking group axed due to staffing issues
Prisoners at HMP Full Sutton, home to killer John Cannan, enjoyed weekly walks around the 53-acre grounds but the group for over 60s has now been given the chop
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Most young adults admit they've only flirted online with no real-life exchanges
Only in five people aged 18 to 24 have ever chatted anyone up in real life, a survey found. That compares to more than 90% of over-50s who have tried out their best lines face-to-face
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Prison hooch now costs more than premium Champagne after crackdown measures
Jail home brew doubled in price in a year, the Chief Inspector of Prisons said. Cons make the drink from fruit, sugar and yeast, brewing up to five litres per container
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Health warning over hairy caterpillars that can cause rashes and asthma attacks
The caterpillars – from the larvae of oak processionary moths, which arrived here 17 years ago in a ­shipment of trees from Holland – have up to 60,000 toxic hairs
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Lags sign up for free skipper course to learn how to captain a boat from prison
The day sailing course has become one of the top 10 prison distance learning subjects. It is laid on for the Prison Education Trust by the East Anglian Sea School
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Prisoners brew hooch from fruit handed out as part of healthy eating drive
Lags at HMP Drake Hall got graze boxes in a healthy food pilot and some used the contents to make booze of up to 40% ABV
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Prison opens year late after bosses forget to order locks and keys
Despite planning consent for the prison being given way back in 2017, the maximum security unit failed to open until last summer due to a 'series of unbelievable errors'
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Inside cushy prison cells where inmates have guitars, laptops and plants
A photo taken at A Wing at ­Category B HMP Garth in Lancashire - which holds 850 men - shows a neatly made bed and acoustic guitar propped up on the wall, as well as a TV and a laptop
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Prisons defy national salad shortage as green-fingered inmates grow vegetables
As salad becomes increasingly hard to find in supermarkets, green-fingered inmates at The Verne, a men's prison on Dorset's Isle of Portland, have harvested their own, including a whopping 1,300 lettuces
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Sexy lingerie confiscated from female prisoners smuggling it in on day release
Female prisoners out on day release were bringing back push-up bras and lacy knickers, which were later deemed to be contraband and confiscated by officers
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Singer Mick Hucknall hasn't spoken to comic Steve Coogan for 20 years over quip
Comic Steve Coogan and Simply Red singer Mick Hucknall used to be friends and even sang a duet together but the pair stopped speaking after Coogan gave him a ribbing
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County lines drugs gang preying on inmates inside youth prison, inspectors say
Young inmates at Cookham Wood Young Offender Institution in Rochester, Kent, have helped arrange for drugs to be thrown over the walls or dropped by drones. A source said this raises security concerns
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Prison classrooms meant to teach lags skills during rehabilitation lying empty
A picture of an inmate putting his feet up in a deserted classroom was taken at HMP Ranby in Nottinghamshire, which bills itself as a training prison. Inmates at the jail are supposed to learn skills
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Experts discover 'cures' in bottles used to ward off witches and evil curses
Researchers at Museum of London Archaeology and the University of Hertfordshire spent four years examining the 17th century containers and hope their findings will be shared at museums around the country.
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New £250million jail given 'five-star TripAdvisor rating' by notorious inmate
Paedophile Michael Thurman wrote of HMP Five Wells: 'At last I am in a prison where, as a form of respect, the guards use our Christian names and told us theirs.'
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Freed prisoner begs for permission to go back to prison to finish drama course
A convict released from prison asked for special permission to go back inside HMP Channing Wood so that he could take part in an end-of-course theatre production
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Millions in taxpayers' cash flushed down the pan in 'pointless' research schemes
Taxpayers' money is spent by UK Research and Innovation on schemes including eco-friendly toilets, studies of Italian cinema, and platforms to help people do knitting
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Iggy Pop's noisy cockatoo Biggy drives rocker out of his mansion for some quiet
Iggy, 75, revealed his Moluccan salmon-crested cockatoo can hit 130 decibels – equal to a plane taking off or close-range gunfire - and the singer seeks sanctuary in a second home nine miles away
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