All news by author: Helen Le Caplain

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'My size P boobs make women jealous — they're worried I'll steal their husbands'
Lyla King, who has size P breasts, has caused a stir at the school gates for refusing to wear a bra when collecting her children at the end of the day, as teachers claim her look is 'inappropriate'
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Teacher loses 14st using Warburton's product and pupils don't recognise him
Pupils were left unable to recognise teacher Nick England after he shed an extraordinary 14st 11lb and reversed his diabetes, all thanks to an unexpected bread product
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Gran ditches false teeth to take on gruelling 2kg chocolate cake challenge
In what appeared to be an unusual remake of Roald Dahl's Matilda - one gran-of-five, known as Big T, ditched her dentures in a desperate bid to win £25 by demolishing a 14-person chocolate cake
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Nurse knew there was a major problem when she popped the spot on her nose
When it returned a few months later she tried to squeeze it but no pus came out - and instead it bled for five minutes. As she paid closer attention to it, the 38-year-old soon realised it was more serious
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Woman tells people not to panic after cops mistook it for a child
Ava Prior, who sells ultra-realistic dolls from her home in Malvern, Worcestershire, had police break into her home believing one was a real baby causing more than £400 worth of damage
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Man invoices wife £700 for cleaning their home after saying it was 'hard work'
Wife Jasmine Hatch says she's 'biding her time' for payback after her cheeky husband tried invoicing her a whopping £700 for deep cleaning the sofa and carpets in their home
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Pub rebrands as 'The Gym' to allow punters to get away with ditching Dry January
The Malsters Arms in Swansea, Wales, has changed its name to 'The Gym' in a bid to allow punters to get around going for a drink during Dry January by implying they're going to workout
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Queen superfan gobsmacked after spotting Freddie Mercury posed in teaspoon
Superfan Nancy DeTrana couldn't believe her eyes when she saw the silhouette of legendary rock singer Freddie Mercury in a teaspoon - and now wants to share her discovery with the world
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Couple get back together in Wetherspoons after strangers send them £110 of booze
Lottie Camm and Trystan Bithell credited the Wetherspoons game, in which strangers send drinks to your table number, for getting them back together on a holiday "as friends"
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Mum left fuming after woman with 'huge bun' blocks her view of film in cinema
Ellie Hensby took her children to the cinema to enjoy a film, but claims she was unable to see a thing because of the movie fan's giant hairdo
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Vet surgery takes Elf on the Shelf 'too far' after including gruesome addition
Vet Kate Granshaw was met with both applause and disgust after sharing a picture of Buddy the Elf with a real horse's testicle in a post shared on Lingfield Equine Vets' social media
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Dad screams in agony as vape explodes in pocket and huge flames turn skin black
Dave Johnson, 41, was left with horrific burns and had to spend six days in hospital when his vape suddenly burst into flames and burned through his pocket as he worked
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Family astounded after dog runs away from home and sneaks into Metallica concert
The pooch was 'having the time of her life'
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'I'm a sex therapist - I earn £380k saving marriages by sleeping with clients'
'I know there are a lot of sexless relationships out there and there are a lot of unhappy men'
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British blokes are twice as likely to fall in love at first sight than women
British men are twice as likely to fall in love at first sight compared to women in a new survey with one in six married couples saying they knew they had found the right person immediately
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Grandma left trembling after being attacked by hawk and snake when mowing lawn
Warning: Graphic picture below. Peggy Jones, 64, was cutting the grass to a rental property in Silsbee, Texas, US, when a 4ft snake fell from the sky, landed on her arm and started to attack her - but things only got worse from there
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Schoolboy falls off bike onto 30 inch rattlesnake that sinks fangs into chest
Eleven-year-old Ethan Vogel, from Colorado, was out on an evening bike ride with his dad when he fell and landed on the snake which bit him in the chest causing his face and hands to go numb
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Teacher 'unrecognisable' to pupils after losing 14st praises Warburtons product
Dad-of-two Nick England swears the secret to his whopping 14st 11lb weight loss is Warburtons Thins - and says his freezer is always full of the low-calorie sandwich range
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Randy dogs forced to wear 'contraceptive pants' - but still get pregnant
Despite living apart and wearing 'pants', young French bulldogs Lilo and Stitch still managed to sneak in a brief encounter and surprise their owners by falling pregnant
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Carpenter urged to turn shop into shrine after finding face of Jesus in cupboard
Carpenter Mat Askham was left in shock after seeing the image of Jesus's face in some wood he was using to build a cupboard, with friends telling him to turn the shop into a shrine
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Frosties-eating champ gobbles down 1kilo of cereal in just six minutes
Max Stanford ate 36 bowls of Frosties in just six minutes, gobbling down one kilogram of the cereal to become the British champ as he washed it down with four pints of milk