Prince William dethrones Vin Diesel to be crowned world's sexiest bald man 2023

17 November 2023 , 23:21

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Britain's Prince William at a youth project in Moss Side (Image: MEN Media)

The Prince of Wales has knocked Vin Diesel off the top spot of the sexiest bald man alive.

In a study based on search traffic and physical traits, the British royal dethroned the action man heartthrob, last year's winner, who is now in second place, with fellow Hollywood hunk Jason Statham coming in third. The ranking, which was compiled by Reboot, checked internet searches to see how many people were looking for naughty pictures of a host of smooth-headed celebrities either "shirtless" or "naked".

The study then analysed their height, net worth and how closely their visage aligns with the mathematical "golden ratio" - which supposedly shows the "ideal" proportions used in famous pieces of art. They used another strange metric in their rankings - the "shine factor" - to detemine the radiance of each contender's scalp.

Vin Diesel came second (Anadolu Agency via Getty Images)

Jason Statham came third (Getty Images)

The research continued by checking the average frequency of their voice, checking to see how close it is to the supposed ideal of 96hz - which is a few hertz below the worldwide male average. William took the top spot, but the researchers also claimed he is considerably more sexy than the other high-ranking contenders.

Here are the top 10 bald men of this year, according to Reboot.

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1. Prince William – 9.88
2. Vin Diesel – 8.81
3. Jason Statham – 8.51
4. Samuel L. Jackson – 7.31
5. Jeff Bezos – 7.12
6. Michael Jordan – 7.95
7. Dwayne Johnson – 6.90
8. Shemar Moore – 6.75
9. Shaquille O’Neal – 6.50
10. Terry Crews – 6.32

Many of those who ranked highly have been in the top 10 countless times before, namely Vin Diesel, Statham and Shemar Moore. Jeff Bezos experienced a sudden surge in popularity, which might be thanks to his recent Vogue photoshoot.

He has been the longstanding subject of mockery for trying his best to look like an archetypal American male. In one laughable photoshoot, he was seen posing in a vintage truck, with a cowboy hat perched on his head, wearing a tight t-shirt and jeans.

Reboot claimed that his ranking was not down to his wealth. He reportedly received the most "thirsty" searches, doubling entries compared to Jason Statham.Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson was also a firm favourite for aroused internet searchers after coming second when it came to traffic.

Ryan Fahey