Aesop Poo Drops 'saved my marriage' and 'no one will know' you’ve had a poo
Without going into too much detail, when you need to go, you need to go. And is there anything more anxiety-inducing then having to use the loo at a new partner’s house for the first time? Or maybe just out in a restaurant or public area? Well you’ll be happy to hear that Aesop’s Post-Poo Drops are finally back in stock!
After taking a small hiatus from the market, the botanical bathroom deodoriser is available once again online and at stores, for £25. Aesop say the Post-Poo Drops “effectively mask disagreeable smells with crisp notes of citrus peel and discreet florals” - and much better than choking on overpowering air mists we spray liberally.
Priced at £25, you can now poo in peace...Now you can say so long to the instant indication that you’ve just had a 'number two' like traditional air fresheners, in the most bouji way. Not only do these clever drops really work, the bottle looks super-chic in any bathroom - and they make a great present for any good-humoured soul too (hello Christmas stocking filler…)
Aesop advise to “dispense into the toilet bowl after flushing, for the benefit of subsequent visitors. To unlock the child-resistant closure, hold the bottle in one hand, and with the other hand, apply downward force and turn cap anti-clockwise.”
The reason they were taken off the market for a short while was due to the fact that they didn’t quite meet the child safety measures that are required - but we’re so happy that this has now been fixed, and we can do our ‘business’, knowing no one will ever tell.
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And we’re not the only ones obsessed, but shoppers have been raving about the Post-Poo Drops and even saying how they ‘saved my marriage’. “I HATE using the bathroom after my hubs does his business. I was pleasantly surprised that he made an effort to buy this in the hope it would help, and IT DID!!!!! The smell reduces a lot and is tolerable!”
Another happy customer said “This stuff really really works. It is worth every penny. It is like a miracle. We have it in our guest loo and it saves any blushes. Treat yourself.”
And a third said “I, unfortunately, do not have a bathroom window and have a family of 5 that cause inevitable odours, I really like this as the scent is pleasant and not overpowering/choking like an air freshener is. With young kids, I also prefer this as I hate the mist an aerosol leaves and most likely breathed in. I really like it, it works very well, so much so I don't see me buying an aerosol type ever again.”
We better stock up whilst we can… Priced at £25, we understand that this might be a little out of your budget right now, so fear now as we’ve found some alternatives like Water Closet Droplets and Poo Pourri at Amazon, or Loo at Etsy.
Have you ever used Aesop’s Post-Poo Drops before? Or are you tempted to give them a whirl, and save yourself from any embarrassing incidents? Let us know in the comments section.
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