31 March 2023 , 12:35
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The world's media is about to turn its gaze to New York, where an obese man-baby is predicting he'll throw the world's bigliest, bestest, world-beating hissy fit.
Donald Trump is about to become the most criminal ex-president since Patrick Swayze pulled on a rubber mask, shoved a sawn-off in some poor bank clerk's face, and demanded everything they had in the till.
He is about to be the first former US head of state indicted for felonies - up to 30 of them - relating to campaign finance fraud, based on cash bungs paid to a busty broad he feared would derail his Presidential campaign. But the REALLY good bit is that he did all this to himself.
"I'm the greatest at bringing me down, everyone says so" (Evan Vucci/AP/REX/Shutterstock)