All news on the topic: Football jokes

Ex-England boss Sam Allardyce is staggered by the ineptitude of Chelsea's defending and jokes he's be happy to take over from the under-pressure Mauricio Pochettino at Stamford Bridge

Felipe Diogo, a 21-year-old striker for Brazilian third-tier side Sao Bernardo FC, was shot dead by a gunman in Ribeirao Preto, Sao Paulo State on Tuesday evening

I'm the moaniest Arsenal widow of all time, so if even I’m excited about the Lionesses making the World Cup final, it’s fair to say this is a pretty big deal

The former Manchester United captain has been on the wrong end of some furious rants from his own teammates during his disappointing four-year spell at Old Trafford

The Welsh village of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch, which has 11 Ls in its name, now jokes that Chelsea has more Ls

Their heartbroken dad of the two boys, who were found dead on March 9 alongside their mum, has paid an emotional tribute to his 'amazing' sons who he says were "full of joy, happiness, and life"

King of the Jungle Harry Redknapp addressed his absence from I'm A Celebrity South Africa on Thursday's Good Morning Britain

Arthur Salters-Hoult, from Newcastle, Tyneside, was diagnosed with acute lymphoblastic leukaemia early this year after lumps began to appear on his head and throat and there was more bad news to come

Real Betis captain and club icon Joaquin has confirmed he is retiring at the end of the campaign, drawing a close to his 23-year career at the top level of football

Ryan Reynolds has gone all out for Rob McElhenney's birthday, as he's released a song with a music video aimed at his Wrexham co-owner to celebrate the occasion

Scriptwriter turned professional wedding speechwriter, Heidi Ellert-McDermott, outlines the dos and don'ts to wedding speeches - whatever your role

The Diamond Dogs are back and viewers can watch not just season three but earlier episodes without spending a penny. Here's how

The owners are to become co-chairs of club as part of a boardroom shuffle designed to, according to Stan Kroenke, help the Gunners' "objective and ambition” to “compete for trophies at the highest level”

Jamie Carragher chose to poke some fun at ex-Manchester United goalkeeper Peter Schmeichel following Liverpool's 7-0 win at Anfield - and here are the full list of his cheeky jokes

Ex-England stand-off, 27, produces stunning display with his boot in 24-10 win but only after Rovers boss jokes he wanted to "chop" it off after poor first half showing

Australian forward McGuire, 32, is a dead ringer for his Warrington team-mate with even his own wife admitting it's bizarre but they're teaming up on the field to get Wolves snarling again in Super League

Good Morning Britain reported on the gaffe on Wednesday morning, after the BBC apologised to viewers who were ‘offended’ by the coverage